You know you've got kids when frank discussions of bodily functions become everyday topics of conversations.
In the car going home the other day:
DS: Yukky booger in my nose. Get it my finger.
Me (thinking ): How about I get you a tissue?
Me (handing a tissue over the back): Here, try this.
Me: Did you get it?
Me (cringing): Stuck on your finger?
DS: No! Stuck my nose!
DS (triumphantly): Got it!