Conversations with a 2.8 year old

You know you've got kids when frank discussions of bodily functions become everyday topics of conversations.

In the car going home the other day:

DS: Yukky booger in my nose. Get it my finger.
Me (thinking ): How about I get you a tissue?
DS: No!
Me (handing a tissue over the back): Here, try this.
[...long silence...]
Me: Did you get it?
DS: Stuck!
Me (cringing): Stuck on your finger?
DS: No! Stuck my nose!
Me: ummm...ok.
DS (triumphantly): Got it!